Get Into the Groove with Gwen

Warning! Toilet humor ahead. This is my good friend Gwen, who not only is a global nomad but has some really random genes i.e. Welsh, Paki, and Swiss (yeah seriously, wtf!). She is also obsessed with toilet humor. Note major toilet humor ahead, how bad? Well at one point 'Get into the Groove' will be re-sang with references to poop :) Oh tuts = poop (as well). Enjoy!

me: yeah
exxxxxxxxxactly
hehehe
fuck it dude

GWEN: FUCK IT

me: lol
dude
you know what i'm listening to?

GWEN: ?

me: GET INTO THE GROOVE- madonna
hehehe

GWEN: do you hear her voice in your head? Lol

me: "LIVE OUT YOUR FANTASIES HERE WITH ME..."

GWEN: niceeeeee

me: YOU GO TO PROVE YOUR LOVE TO MEEEEEEE.....

GWEN: lol

me: GET UP ON YOUR FEET.....
YEAH STEP UP TO THE BEAT....

GWEN: BOY, VAT VILL IT B?
I hope this feeling never ends tonight

me: niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

GWEN: lol

me: ONLY WHEN I'M DANCING CAN I FEEL THIS FREE

GWEN: i'm singing too...

me: ok
i just burst out laughing at my desk
LOL
getting strange looks
great!

GWEN: LOL

me: from my office mate
IGNORE

GWEN: LOL

me: IGNORE IGNORE MUST
PRETEND WORKING

GWEN: SLOL
(still lol)

me: but i have this stupid shit eating grin on my face
I look like when i'm stoned

GWEN: oh vandies!
why don't you take a shit at your desk

me: NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH
LOL
WTF!
TAKE A SHIT AT MY DESK!

GWEN: LOL

me: LOL
U'VE LOST IT
LIVE OUT YOUR FANTASY HERE WITH MEEE
JUST LET THE POTTY SET YOU FREE

GWEN: now i know this tuts is mine
NOW I KNOW THIS TUTS IS MINE

me: LOL
YOU GOT TO
GET INTO THE TUTS
FOR YOU GOT TO PROVE YOUR TUTS TO MEEEEE

GWEN: LOL

me: GET UP OFF YOUR BUTT CHEEKS
SHIT TO THE BEEEAT!

GWEN: LOL
do you still have that grin on your face?
Lol

me: lol
YEAH
jesus
ok
i have to post this on my blog
THIS WAS FUNNY
you need help!