Kal El Amateur Hypnotist- At Your Service

Funny chat with Raya in London at 3:57 am her time:

KAL
hey
look
its nearly 4 am
aren't u ready to faint

RAYA
hehe yeah
should sleep now
u go to the party

KAL
must...sleep

RAYA
lol

KAL
must...sleep...

RAYA
zzzzzzzzz
hehe

KAL
must...s...l...e...e...p...

RAYA
oook
now i'm feeling sleepy
ure making me feel ...very...very...sleepy

KAL
are you serious?
did that work?
i'm a hypnotist!
sleeeeeeeepy
u're feeling
sleeeeeeeepy
u're dreaming about ur bed
the cool pillow
deep dark sleep
ur thoughts are
melting away
meeeeeelting
sleeeeeeeep

RAYA
uh ok
no melting thoughts
thoughts drift

KAL
u're dreaming of....
lava....

RAYA
they don't melt

KAL
molten....
dreamy....lava
....like...
ice cream
....

RAYA
use better words amateur hypnotist

KAL
dude
i had ICE CREAM LAVA going on
that was rad!

RAYA
you're a dork
cheese melts
melting=cheese
thoughts of cheese
hunger is kicking in
damnit

KAL
cheese -> hunger
hunger -> stomach growl
growl -> no sleep
eating
must eat

RAYA
no..mustn't expend energy on trip to kitchen
save reserves for trip to bed

KAL
sometimes if' i'm in bed
and i realize i have to pee
i'll just ignore it
and hope it goes away
till the morning

RAYA
yeah
haha
so do i
it does
even hunger
goes away

KAL
no
hunger
doesn't
feeling
hungry
a croissant would be perfect now

RAYA
ew no

KAL
ew??

RAYA
nope

KAL
how can a crossiant be eww?

RAYA
don't feel like it
i feel like fruit
theres fruit in front of me

KAL
fruit
fruuuuuit

RAYA
but ive brushed

KAL
oh dude it
depends on the fruit
if its tart
then it aids the brushing

RAYA
grapes

KAL
if its sweet or mushy...then you must re-brush
grapes work!

RAYA
haha!

KAL
sleeeeep
dreaming of snow

RAYA
yeah ok

KAL
and eating it
hmmm tasty snow
must eat more

RAYA
eating snow?

KAL
yes work with me and don't interrupt

RAYA
sorry

KAL
eating snow

RAYA
hehehehe

KAL
avoiding the yellow snow

RAYA
whats yellow snow

KAL
snow
pee-pee snow
avoid avoid

RAYA
(it better not be toilet humour)
great!

KAL
hehehehe

RAYA
you're funny and
nasty
thats not helping

KAL
awesome

RAYA
paint a pretty picture

KAL
uh ok

RAYA
not pissy snow

KAL
sleeeeep
meadows
w dandelions
causing allergies
sneezing

RAYA
lavender

KAL
ew lavendar is gay
sitting by the window
raining outside
listening to rain
zoning out on rain
then feeling thirsty
so opening window
and sticking head out
trying to drink the rain

RAYA
hahaha

KAL
not working too well
rain falling everywhere but in mouth
head is getting wet

RAYA
lol

KAL
leaning further out window

RAYA
ok ok stop you're killing me

KAL
losing balance
falling back
but locking on w legs
now torso outside
rain coming down
wondering how this happened
can't get up
have to slide out window
on to mud
now sitting in mud
damn rain

RAYA
stop i can't breathe!