Princess of Persia II

Consolidated chat with Raya. Easier to tell the story- I had lunch with the Persians, it was quite interesting. Apparently I now have multiple Persian Aunty's looking to hook me up with their nieces. Ha!

KAL
you want to hear something funny?
i went for lunch with the persians
well with my sister to her friend's house
had lunch w the persian family
so we go over to see the persians
i took a half day from work, so
i went in my 'work' clothes:
- dark grey pants
- striped blue shirt
- silver knot cufflinks
- faux crocodile loafers
- navy blue v-neck

so we walked in
i was introduced
to various aunts
and uncles
we're sitting in the backyard patio
going to have lunch there
say ehlo to everyone
i sit down
and then...the aunts start chatting furiously
and i hear
blah blah blah KAL EL JANUM blah blah
KAL EL JAAN blah blah blah KAL EL JAAN
and i'm like WTF
(they say janum/jaan in terms of affection)
this was like 4 auntys
discussing amongst themselves
and then my sister's friend is like
KAL EL
MY AUNTS WANT TO SAY
THAT THEY THINK YOU
VERY HANDSOME
hehehehe
so i was like UH THANK YOU
(terribly handsome? haha)
then they're like blah blah blah KAL EL JANUM blah blah blah
then i hear, KAL EL MY AUNT WANTS TO FIND A PERSIAN GIRL FOR YOU
i reply, TELL YOUR AUNT, I WANT TO FIND A PERSIAN GIRL FOR ME TOO!!
anyways
then they're going on and on
this is all in the first 10 minutes of us showing up
so i decided to have some fun w the Auntys
I said LOOK
CHECK OUT THE CUFFLINKS
and they're all like
ooooooooo....
and then i was like
THE MERCEDES IS PARKED OUT FRONT
that remark with persians got big laughs,
they're like
ahhh.......
then they asked
OK KAL EL
we need to know...
DO YOU HAVE A PHD.
and i was like
......NO
and they're
awwwwwwwwwwww
yeah they were into it!

RAYA
thats pretty cool, so
ure in with the persian crowd
they love you
now they'll call u to lunches
to meet their beautiful nieces

KAL EL
hehehe
one can only hope!

RAYA
well u have to meet ppl
so this is how
and this is how u'll find
The One

KAL EL
please.
there is no THE ONE

RAYA
i dunno kal, but there are times
when i believe that, u feel like there is

KAL EL
no dude
there is no The One
remember,
reality bites!

RAYA
sure, mr. cynical

KAL EL
ha! look even if there was
it's too far-fetched
that's just my luck

RAYA
so there is?

KAL EL
hmm...how should i put this?
shut up dude :)