5.8.07

English Muffin !




I have a new, rapidly growing, and somewhat unexplained, fascination with Nigella. I'm not quite sure what to make of it.

Questions that remain to be answered:

Is she hot? Yes and No. I'm not quite sure. What do you think?

Is she fat? Yes! No! I have no idea. I think she might be, but she hides it very well.

The fact that she's an amazing chef, has a lovely lilt to her accent, and is pretty (?), all of which combine to make her quite desirable. I believe, ultimately, she epitomizes the fulfillment of our most primitive desires- food, sex, and uh, eloquence (hehehe, yes retarded, but I had to work in her sexy voice).

PS- Look at the picture, at the area behind Nigella's right thumb- is she strategically hiding a giant booty? Aha! That's it. She's fat from the waist down! Nigella, you temptress, how diabolical of you to divert our attention to the English muffins.

2 comments:

Susan said...

Nigella is absolutely hot! And she is a little hip-y. She's usually strategically located behind a counter during her show, but sometimes when she moves from counter to oven or something like you can see that she's...generously pear-shaped.

Still very hot though.

kh said...

Yes with a wide lens (no pun intended) they will deliberately blur the shot; masking her bootyliciousness.