Firecrotch !

My fascination with Lindsay Lohan is akin to commuters slowing down to look at car accidents on highways- a simple triumph of morbid curiosity over reason. Her complete lack of control/direction in life is absolutely incredible. (I will admit it does feedback into my overarching interest/obsession with popular culture in general, but you knew that!). Honestly can you even keep track of her various indiscretions/problems? Is it even possible to plan a more turbulent life? She has problems/issues on each front: family, friends, career, financial, psychological, DUIs, legal, frenetic competition against Hillary Duff*, and of course her well documented on-again/off-again 'frenemy' Paris Hilton. It's one giant snowball of hate, angst, turmoil, partying, uppers, downers, and overall imbalance; which, of course, makes for great entertainment and my ensuing morbid fascination. She is possibly the ultimate Lana.

LL would be the perfect girl to date: you tell her fat she's fat, reinforce her self-doubt, and she'll fall madly in love with you. Sad, but true.


This, in my humble opinion, is very funny:




* Have you seen the 'new' Hillary Duff? Hotty.