What are your three most substantial accomplishments, and why do you view them as such? (600 - word limit)

Assface, I believe your three most substantial accomplishments should read:

- Creating the Pizza Box Tower [Remember the chicken wing bones @ the bottom...ugh.]
- Double RPCs with Tank Shells from the forehead in the Archives = Crash the Game Shark.
- Throwing a party for Chetan [people sitting in two big circles...very nice].

On behalf of Phaeton:

- Talking to Fifi in the 'small voice'
- Not moving to London because it doesn't have Hockey
- And of course, The Ready Position.
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