Ron Burgundy

I know some people may find this humor ridiculous, but Anchorman was funny:

Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal
Veronica: Really
Ron Burgundy: People know me
Veronica: Well, I'm very happy for you
Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany

You stay classy San Diego :)